"Aalekh" being screwed around (I mean the name)

Some sorry ass bastards, stupid lemon eaters, unimaginative sons and daughters of freaks… copied my name!! Such a striking name “Aalekh” although 90% cannot spell it right the first time and 98% cannot say it right the first time.

Different variations of my name have been and still will continue to be Alex, Alek, Alok, Alekh, Elekh, Alkh and other sorry ass names. Anyway this is not the point I started to write about. Where was I? ya so people with the above profanities have named a building with my name, a residential complex.

Though I shouldn’t be smiling in this snap, as I was too furious, it came naturally. At least I found something sharing my name if not people. Look at those unarty circles above my name!! At least they could have been more stylish, used a better font for my name other than times new roman.

Imagine someone who knows me asking someone else who stays there.

Random guy 1: Hey, where do you stay?

Random guy 2: hey I stay in Aalekh

Random guy 1: but I know Aalekh how can you stay in him?

Random guy 2: what?

Random guy 1: and he’s so thin too how can he possibly hold you?


Now imagine if I stayed there and someone asked me

Random guy 1: Hey Aalekh where do you stay?

Me: Oh! I stay in myself.


PS: I do know a person who stays in me errr.. stays in Aalekh